If insects suddenly disappeared from the planet all life would soon end but if humans suddenly disappeared all life forms would flourish
There is always that one innocent spoon at your home that you just dislike for no reason.
The perfect movies are the ones that don’t have you changing the volume the whole time.
It’d be really nice if a microwave had a “night mode”, which turns off the light inside the box and plays a low-pitch rumble instead of a high-pitch beep.
In thousands of years when our civilization is as dead as ancient Egypt, some poor guy is gonna have the job of deciphering memes like they’re hieroglyphics.
